Saturday, July 16, 2011

Zorg Lives!


We're back! It’s been awhile since we’ve updated the site, but we wanted to give you an update on Zorg and tell you a bit about what's next for us.


First, Zorg is showing at another film festival! It will be playing at 7:00 pm on Friday, August 5th at the Gen Con Indy Film Festival. The screening location is the Council Room at the Westin Hotel. We're excited!


We also have a couple of free five-day passes available for Gen Con. If any cast and crew are interested in attending, just let us know by emailing Quentin, Paula or me, or leave a comment here. First come, first served, so get those requests in! We hope to see you there!


Secondly, Netflix is still considering carrying Zorg, so any subscribers out there can help us by saving the movie to your queue and rating it. Thanks in advance!


Finally, we just want to again thank all of you--investors, cast, crew and audience--for all of your hard work and support over the years. I can't tell you how much we've appreciated it.


Quentin, Paula and I are busy at work on our next opus, so be sure to stay tuned for more information. Our new film is titled Night of the Mangler and it's a comic mystery set at a giant pumpkin festival.


Nothing says "blockbuster" like giant pumpkins!


Take care and be sure to stay in touch!


Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Famous Monsters Screening Info!

Just wanted to let you know that "Zorg" is showing at 5:45 pm on Saturday, July 10th in Director's Row 3 at the Wyndham Indianapolis West. Get there early and meet and touch one of our intrepid producers!

The official FAMOUS MONSTERS CONVENTION will take place over the weekend of July 9-11, 2010 at the Wyndham Indianapolis West in Indianapolis, Indiana.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

"Zorg" at Famous Monsters!


"Zorg and Andy" has been accepted to the Famous Monsters Film Festival! As a kid, I used to read every issue of Forrest Ackerman's Famous Monsters of Filmland, so it's pretty cool we're involved.

The festival is part of the Famous Monsters Convention, which runs from July 9th through the 11th in Indianapolis.

Details to come!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Pig is a Super Hero!


Like you didn't know that. But now we have proof! Jen's obviously gotten herself into a bit of a scrape at the museum again, but thankfully Pig is on the job.

God only knows where poor Andy is. Guess we'll just have to wait for the sequel to find out.

Montengo, that magnificent bastard, sent this to me the other day from an artist named Becca. Check out some more of her fantastic work here.

Thanks, Becca! And, as always, many thanks V. Z.!

Friday, April 2, 2010

Netflix members! We need your help!


“Zorg and Andy” is now listed on Netflix as a future release. To get Netflix to make “Zorg” available for rent now, we need to show there’s demand for it.

So, to all of you Netflix members out there, please save “Zorg” to your queue by clicking here. After you sign in, just click on the Save button. That’s all there is to it.

And if you've already seen the movie, we’d love it if you left a rating and review.

We need all the help we can get to spread the word, so if you can tell friends, family and acquaintances, we’d be forever grateful.

Thank you all for your help in making “Zorg and Andy” available on Netflix!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

366 Weird Movies 2009 Yearbook!


366 Weird Movies has just released its first annual collection of reviews in print (which includes a nice writeup of "Zorg"), which you can purchase here.

Help support the site dedicated to the belief that every day (including leap years) should have its own weird movie!

"Zorg Day." Yes, I like the sound of that...

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Freesound!

Freesound.org is a huge collection of free, royalty-free sound effects that we used on "Zorg." Highly-recommended for the indie filmmaking crowd. They just put up a nice post on their blog about us. Many thanks to Bram, who runs Freesound!

If you skip to the end, there's a discount mentioned for "Zorg" DVD's and digital downloads ordered through Film Baby. Check it out!

Thursday, December 31, 2009

We Made Sonic Cinema's End of Year Movie Review!


Brian Skutle at Sonic Cinema calls "Zorg and Andy:" "a goofy and hilarious indie comedy about phallic statues and ancient occults that is like a Matt Groening cartoon done in live-action…as zany as a "Simpsons" episode with the production values of an Ed Wood film- the result is the type of high-concept comedy we don't see much anymore."

Many thanks, Brian! Check out the other films on his list here!

You can order your "Zorg" DVD or digital downloads here or here!

The All-mighty, Yet Benevolent Zorg ™ wishes you all a very happy New Year! All hail me!

Friday, December 11, 2009

Nothing Says "Happy Holidays" Like...


An official "Zorg and Andy" thong! Celebrate the season in style!

And be sure to visit the "Zorg and Andy" Store for all of your other fine clothing and accessories needs!

Happy holidays from all of us here at Zorg Central!

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Pants and Kidneys: Film Festival Report

Thanks again to the Wet Your Pants Comedy Film Festival for showing "Zorg." We had a great time, we met some nifty people and we hopefully helped some kidneys. We do so love the kidneys.

Also, they gave us a gift bag. And snacks. As independent filmmakers, we consider it a good day when we don't get slapped. So to receive not only approval but swag? Well, we're going to be friends forever.

In addition, people finally got the "Baal State University" joke. Hard to ask for more than that.

Don't forget, people: love your kidneys. Because they love you.

Friday, November 20, 2009

"Zorg" on Amazon!

We're excited to announce that "Zorg and Andy" is now available for digital download or rental on Amazon's Video On Demand! For the low, low price of only $4.99, you can watch "Zorg" online, or download it to your computer, TiVo, or iPhone!

And for those afraid of long-term commitment, we offer the "Zorg" rental for only $1.99! After which, no doubt, you'll fall madly in love with the movie and wonder how you've managed to live all these years without a "Zorg" DVD, and you'll rush furiously to Film Baby to add it to your collection! Trust us, it'll happen just like that.

And don't forget that if you rush furiously to Film Baby before the end of the year, you can take 10% off the already incredible how-can-we-go-that-low-volume-volume-volume price of $9.99, by using the discount code "thatsalotofbeetles")!

We're all about offering choices here at Zorg Central. And now there's a "Zorg" to fit every budget! So, see "Zorg" today! Or tomorrow! Just see it and keep Zorg happy!

See "Zorg" on the Big Screen!

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Just a reminder that "Zorg and Andy" is playing in the Wet Your Pants Comedy Film Festival tomorrow, Saturday, November 21st, at high noon. Tickets start at $8. Come out and see "Zorg" and a lot of other great comedies, all in support of the National Kidney Foundation. Nuvo has a great article about the festival's history--check it out!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Nothing says "Happy Holidays!" like Zorg!



Looking for that perfect holiday gift? Look no further, Zorg fans! How about copies of your favorite cult movie for friends, family, acquaintances and complete strangers?



Through the end of the year, we're offering 10% off all "Zorg and Andy" DVD sales, and 20% off digital downloads, both through our partners at Film Baby.

To get your discount, at checkout just enter the code:

thatsalotofbeetles

Beat the holiday rush and order yours today!

"Zorg and Andy:" satisfying all of your gift-giving needs since 1973!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

"Zorg" on Demand!

We're happy to announce that "Zorg and Andy" will be available for digital download and rental through Amazon Video On Demand, beginning November 30th! A digital download will be priced at $4.99; a price has yet to be set by Amazon for the rental.

More details to come!

Festival Update!

Just wanted to let you know that "Zorg" will be showing at Noon on Saturday, November 21st. Tickets start at $8, and an all-day pass goes for $20.

Come out and see some great films and support a wonderful cause!

"Zorg" - Kitschy Goodness!

Fatally Yours says, "'Zorg and Andy' is remarkably fun...a film reminiscent of the drive-in creature features of the 1950s: A little over the top, a little silly, and that time tested formula of idyllic Americana up against something truly arcane... With more than a few laughs, a lovable cast, and a brand new reason to fear your college economics professor, Zorg and Andy gets my seal of approval."

Many thanks to Michael Varrati!

Order your copy of "Zorg" here!

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Another Festival for "Zorg!"

We're pleased to announce that "Zorg and Andy" will be shown at the Wet Your Pants Comedy Film Festival, showcasing the best independent film comedies from around the country, while raising money for the National Kidney Foundation.

The festival is being held on Saturday, November 21st, 2009 at the Carmel Community Playhouse in Carmel, IN, show times and ticket prices still to be announced.

Come out to see "Zorg" on the big screen and help support a great cause!

Friday, November 6, 2009

Another Great Review!

This one from Sonic Cinema:

"Writer V.Z. Montengo and director Guy Davis take 62 minutes to do what some filmmakers can’t do with 92 minutes- make a high-concept comedy that’s funny and engaging, not to mention original."

See for yourself--buy a copy today!


Read the rest at the Sonic Cinema site. Many thanks to Brian Skutle!

Monday, November 2, 2009

Three Out of Four Cigars!


Rogue Cinema's review of "Zorg and Andy" says, "'Zorg and Andy' is one of the most innovative indie comedies I've seen in quite some time." And, "It's quirky and odd and laugh out loud funny...and, in the end, I'm pretty anxious to see if Andy has another adventure in him."

Many thanks to Brian at Rogue Cinema! Sequel anyone?

Friday, October 30, 2009

Latest "Zorg" Review -- Rated 8/10!

Here's a sample:

"'Zorg and Andy' is a fantastic microbudget comedy, a perfect marriage of cheesy exploitation, silly science fiction, and brainy humor. Davis and crew should be extremely proud of their accomplishment; these insanely talented individuals have somehow managed to pack an absurd amount of fresh, well-executed material into a breezy 60-minute package, a feat that's even more astounding when you take into consideration their complete lack of funding. Which just goes to show that the only tools required to craft an entertaining motion picture are talent and dedication, plain and simple. Imagine that."

Read the rest of the review at Bloody Good Horror (many, many thanks, Todd)! And then consider going here to buy a DVD!

Zorg will be pleased if you do (and you really, really want to please Zorg)!